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Nearly pee‘d my pants laughing!!!

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That is SO wrong but SOOOOOOOooooooooooo funny at the same time. lmao

Busty this would fit in real good at TV....

just sayin

LMAO

Gay Bar

A cowboy walks into a bar a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain
and after two steps in he realizes it‘s a gay bar.
‘What the hell‘ he says to himself‘I really want a drink.‘
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the cowboy ‘What‘s the
name of your ‘willy‘?‘
The cowboy says ‘Look I‘m not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.‘
The gay waiter says ‘I‘m sorry but I can‘t serve you until you
tell me the name of your ‘willy‘. Mine for instance is called NIKE for
the slogan ‘Just Do It.‘
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS because
‘It really Satisfies.‘
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on
a beer ‘Hey bud what‘s the name of yours?‘
The man looks back and says with a smile ‘TIMEX.‘ The thirsty
cowboy asks ‘Why Timex?‘ The fella proudly replies‘ ‘Cause it takes a
lickin‘ and keeps on tickin!‘‘
A little shaken the cowboy turns to two fella‘s on his right who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says ‘So what do you guys
call yours?‘
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims ‘FORD‘ because
‘‘Quality is Job One.‘ Then he adds ‘Have you driven a Ford lately?‘
The guy next to him then says ‘I call mine CHEVY ‘Like a Rock!‘
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally he turns to the bartender and exclaims ‘The name of my
‘willy‘ is SECRET. Now give me a beer.‘
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer but with a
puzzled look asks ‘Why Secret?‘
The cowboy says‘Because it‘s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE
FOR A WOMAN‘

   I needed that laugh...but I really laughed knowing that most of it was true!!

Hey you think we can get some emoticons doing the Obama fist pound?? Now that would be funny :)

LSM wrote:

BustyLaMoan wrote: LSM wrote: Busty this would fit in real good at TV....   just sayin   LMAO The Goderator has spoken! you forgor to end with Amen

Huh?  forgor???

BustyLaMoan wrote:

LSM wrote: BustyLaMoan wrote: LSM wrote: Busty this would fit in real good at TV....   just sayin   LMAO The Goderator has spoken! you forgor to end with Amen Huh?  forgor???

forgot ...my glasses were off...

God does wear glasses too

meandnotyou wrote:

LSM wrote: BustyLaMoan wrote: LSM wrote: BustyLaMoan wrote: LSM wrote: Busty this would fit in real good at TV....   just sayin   LMAO The Goderator has spoken! you forgor to end with Amen Huh?  forgor??? forgot ...my glasses were off...     God does wear glasses too And Lucifer has been known to carry a magnifying glass.

that just like asking you or meandnotyou...

no thanks...God never asks the devil for any favors...

sorry you were brought up different then I.

LSM wrote:

meandnotyou wrote: LSM wrote: BustyLaMoan wrote: LSM wrote: BustyLaMoan wrote: LSM wrote: Busty this would fit in real good at TV....   just sayin   LMAO The Goderator has spoken! you forgor to end with Amen Huh?  forgor??? forgot ...my glasses were off...     God does wear glasses too And Lucifer has been known to carry a magnifying glass. that just like asking you or meandnotyou... no thanks...God never asks the devil for any favors... sorry you were brought up different then I.

Yeah, ok.

Now, when you‘re off the booze and pills, call us, will ya?

btw, it‘s ‘that‘s just like‘, not ‘that just like‘.

What are you, a wanna be nigga?  (this is the Offend Everyone Thread, right?)

Good.

Fock you, Homies, Honkies, err...whatever.