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Originally submitted by Krismiss,Womansaver's Pennsylvania Rep
Ok, so about a week ago, I met a new agey guy at a health food store. We started talking about tai chi and he told me that he would email me with some info on the classes he teaches.
The following are excerpts from the email he sent me. WTF??? Too bad....he seemed fairly normal and he is totally hot!!!
HIS EMAIL:
"I am a dreamer to a fault and to the ocassional point of pseudo-genius.
I can only find myself in my imagination, swirled in with the SPARLIES in my heart.
I look for other people there. They usually can’t stay for very long, and I can’t leave for very long. I need to find someone who can stay longer, and who can give me a reason to leave longer."
"I have trained to be a monk, and was going to do that, but I realized it was better to be an imperfect man. I am not upwardly mobile at all. I can only move in one direction, that’s "in". Im not a bread winner. Im not a suit. I sold my car to be more efficient as a person. I walk and bus eveywhere i go, with a backpack that carries anywhere from 5 pounds of stuff for teaching, to 25 pounds of groceries. I dont wear deodorant because I smell sexy. ;) I shower and shave often. I walk anywhere between 10 and 25 miles a week just getting to where I need to go. I have walked for 2 hours just to ask a pretty girl to coffee. She said no, because she was dating someone, and I still smiled on the 2 hours back. I did that 3 other times, because I told her I wanted to check back with her, and she said "okay". :) I am the kind of guys that will walk 12 hours just for the opportunity to get to know someone. Im that much of a romantic, and Im that cool."
"I have made every mistake that you could possibly make. I have chewed every level of darkness, pain, and remorse. I have felt holy terror. I am utterly imperfect. I am Peter Pan. My upbringing was downbringing. I rebel against anything that comes even close to confining my heart. I would rather overreact and be wrong than to let anything limiting or repressing come within 10 feet of me. The same goes for those I love. I wont let things hold my loved ones down."
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