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Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.
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Submitted to WomanSavers.com by Patrick Byrne, owner, Overstock.com
Love is a word that is constantly heard,
Hate is a word that is not.
Love, I am told, is more precious than gold.
Love, I have read, is hot.
But Hate is the verb that to me is superb,
And Love but a drug on the mart.
Any kiddie in school can Love like a fool,
But Hating, my boy, is an Art.
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The fact is that it is predominantly men who bring about the conditions that lead to divorce. I plead with the men of this Church to look for and nurture the divinity that lies within their companions.
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There are some men who, in a spirit of arrogance, think they are superior to women. They do not seem to realize that they would not exist but for the mother who gave them birth. When they assert their superiority they demean her.
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I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.
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Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora. Many a man has crumbled.
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The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.
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Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
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The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!
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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
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I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
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Men suck, except for Nick (her husband). (now "ex" husband, guess he sucks now too)
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I think...therefore, I'm single.
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If gay men could be reformed, I would never look at a heterosexual man again.
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A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump, like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego.
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The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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Macho doesn't prove mucho.
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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I'm scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cuz everytime I fall in love, it seems to never last.
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Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
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Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
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Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.
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I don't want a boyfriend just for the sake of it. I don't trust most people out there. There's too much at risk and I don't need to be a notch on somebody's bedpost. I'll flirt with you all night long, but then it's buh, bye!
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Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
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Men are creatures with eight hands.
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Men should be saying "I want to become a woman." The world would be a far better place if more men wanted to become women, than women wanted to become men.
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.
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The anger that appears to be building up between the sexes becomes more virulent with every day that passes. And far from women taking the blame...the fact is that men are invariably portrayed as the bad guys. Being a good man is like being a good Nazi.
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If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.
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The dread of lonliness is greater than the dread of bondage, so we get married.
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I never married because there was no need. I have 3 pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
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I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
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Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things. First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms...both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
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If a man wants to truely communicate with a woman, he must enter her world of emotions.
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When I think of a merry, happy, free girl...and look at the ailing, aching state a wife is generally doomed to...which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.
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The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that over the years, men have developed an inflated notion of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
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Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusions that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.
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Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
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You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.
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Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.
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I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more?
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
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I adore him. I have never been so happy. I have real love. (quoted before infidelity and divorce)
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A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak.
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If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
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All is fair in love and war.
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For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogomous relationship.
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"Live close, visit often." (Her motto for men she was involved with)
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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A hard man is good to find.
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I would rather be a beggar and single, than a queen and married.
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.
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As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
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Men are beasts, and even beasts don't behave as they do.
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One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
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It is always incomprehensible to men, that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage.
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I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
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My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all others.
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When a man of 40 falls in love with a girl of 20, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
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A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
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A retired husband is often a wife's full time job.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
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The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It's in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It's how good of buddies he is with his children.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It's in how tender he touches.
The strength in a man isn't in the hair on his chest.
It's in his Heart . . . that lies within his chest.
The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It's in the burdens he can carry.
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I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
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I try my hardest to push the point that I am a feminist. I really think it's important that people know that the women in this industry are empowered. They run it, man. It's awesome.
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God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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I've reached the age where competence is a turn on.
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The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
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I wish someone would have told me, that just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
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I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
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Everyone's entitled to my opinion.
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Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness and teach them how to cry.
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The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
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Sex without love is like food without taste.
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If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields —”For Those Light Bachelor Days.”
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I have yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worried about combining marriage, children and a career. I've yet to find one where men were worried about the same thing.
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Some of us are becoming the men we want to marry.
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The surest way to be alone is to get married. (She finally married.)
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Resolved that the women of this nation in 1876, have greater cause for discontent, rebellion and revolution than the men of 1776.
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It matters more what's in a woman's face, than what's on it.
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To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
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I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
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The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"...and my dick!
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
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Here it states, “But, KNOW this, In the last days of this system of things,….men will be lovers of themselves, haughty, self-assuming, lovers or pleasures, HAVING NO NATURAL AFFECTION,…” Written by one of Jesus’ disciples, Paul. Found in the Bible in the book of 2 Timothy chapter 3.
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Women are frightening. If you make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred.
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An open marriage is natures way of telling you that you need a divorce.
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You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.
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Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at animals though.
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On the British Royal divorce (Charles and Diana). "She is such a sad soul. It is good that it is over. Nobody was happy anyway. I know I should preach family love and unity, but in their case..."
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Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
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You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.
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Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
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A man can sleep around no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she's a tramp.
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The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share a seat on the bus.
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Before marriage, a woman has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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Woman was God's second mistake.
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I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.
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There are a lot of women who live with pot bellied pigs.
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I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
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I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
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I couldn't stand that my husband was being unfaithful. I am Raquel Welch - understand?
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Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying.
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What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
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