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Someone once asked me why women dont gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.      ~Gloria Steinem

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Quoted By Gordon B. Hinckley, Pres. LDS Church (The Mormons) add quote

There are some men who, in a spirit of arrogance, think they are superior to women. They do not seem to realize that they would not exist but for the mother who gave them birth. When they assert their superiority they demean her.

Quoted By Lenny Kravitz, Musician add quote
I identify more with women than with men.  I guess I have a strong feminine side.
Quoted By Quoted By Jon Bon Jovi add quote
Women rule the world.  It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing.  Ask Napoleon.  Ask Adam.  Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora.  Many a man has crumbled.
Quoted By Cher add quote

The problem with most men is they're assholes.  The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.

Quoted By cher add quote
Men are a luxury, not a necessity ,
Quoted By Cher add quote
The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!
Quoted By Cher add quote
Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
Quoted By Andy Rooney add quote
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.
Quoted By "Elaine" on Seinfeld add quote
I'm not a lesbian.  I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
Quoted By Sharon Stone add quote
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.
Quoted By Jessica Simpson, Entertainer add quote
Men suck, except for Nick (her husband). (now "ex" husband, guess he sucks now too)
Quoted By Lizz Winstead, Co-creator Daily Show, The Man Show add quote
I think...therefore, I'm single.
Quoted By Little Miss WomanSaver, 2004 add quote
If gay men could be reformed, I would never look at a  heterosexual man again.
Quoted By Roseanne Barr add quote
A good man doesn't just happen.  They have to be created by us women.  A guy is a lump, like a doughnut.  So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him.  And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from beer commercials.  And then there's my personal favorite...the male ego.
Quoted By Rita Rudner, Comedienne add quote

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature.  But the new theory is men don't mature.  Marry a younger one.

Quoted By Rita Rudner add quote
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Quoted By Zza Zza Gabor add quote
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quoted By Zza Zza Gabor add quote
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Quoted By Will Rogers (1879-1935 RIP) add quote
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Quoted By Janet Jackson add quote
I'm scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cuz everytime I fall in love, it seems to never last.
Quoted By Mary Poppins add quote
Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.
Quoted By Miss Piggy add quote
Is there a cure for a broken heart?  Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Quoted By Jerry Rubin (Rest in Peace) add quote
Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak and fragile.  Men, not women, are the weaker sex.
Quoted By Mariah Carey add quote
I don't want a boyfriend just for the sake of it.  I don't trust most people out there.  There's too much at risk and I don't need to be a notch on somebody's bedpost.  I'll flirt with you all night long, but then it's buh, bye!
Quoted By Barbara De Angelis, Relationship Counselor add quote
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years.  And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Quoted By Jane Mansfield, Actress (1933-1967 RIP) add quote
Men are creatures with eight hands.
Quoted By Albert Halsey add quote
Men should be saying "I want to become a woman."  The world would be a far better place if more men wanted to become women, than women wanted to become men.
Quoted By Paris Hilton (Originally quoted by Mae West) add quote
Every woman should have four pets in her life.  A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all.
Quoted By David Thomas add quote
The anger that appears to be building up between the sexes becomes more virulent with every day that passes.  And far from women taking the blame...the fact is that men are invariably portrayed as the bad guys.  Being a good man is like being a good Nazi.
Quoted By George Bernard Shaw, Playwright (1856-1950 RIP) add quote
If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.
Quoted By Cyril Connolly add quote
The dread of lonliness is greater than the dread of bondage, so we get married.
Quoted By Marie Corelli add quote

I never married because there was no need.  I have 3 pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.  I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Quoted By Mahatma Gandhi add quote
I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
Quoted By Sir George Jessel add quote
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
Quoted By Dennis Miller, Comedian add quote
After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things.  First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms...both for her.  The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.
Quoted By Gary Smalley add quote
If a man wants to truely communicate with a woman, he must enter her world of emotions.
Quoted By Queen Victoria add quote
When I think of a merry, happy, free girl...and look at the ailing, aching state a wife is generally doomed to...which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.
Quoted By Woody Allen add quote
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Quoted By Dave Barry, Humor Columnist, Miami Herald add quote
What women want:  To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held.  What men want:  Tickets to the World Series.
Quoted By Dave Barry add quote
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up.  The trouble is that over the years, men have developed an inflated notion of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much a charade as business is now.  They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
Quoted By Fran Lebowitz add quote
Girls who put out are tramps.  Girls who don't are ladies.  Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusions that you have found a lady.  What you have probably found is a lesbian.
Quoted By Eric Hoffer add quote
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
Quoted By Julie De Lespinasse add quote

You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.

Quoted By Bob Udkoff add quote
Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.
Quoted By John Lennon add quote
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis.  Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife.  Who could ask for anything more?
Quoted By Molly McGee add quote
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Quoted By Joan Crawford add quote
Love is a fire.  But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Quoted By Princess Diana of Wales, RIP add quote
I adore him.  I have never been so happy.  I have real love.  (quoted before infidelity and divorce)
Quoted By Michael Garrett Marino add quote
A love affair with knowledge will never end in heartbreak.
Quoted By Katherine Mansfield add quote
If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.
Quoted By Francis Edward Smedley add quote
All is fair in love and war.
Quoted By Warren Beatty add quote
For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogomous relationship.
Quoted By Mae West (Stage movie comedienne 1893-1980 RIP) add quote

"Live close, visit often."  (Her motto for men she was involved with)

Quoted By Mae West add quote
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Quoted By Mae West add quote
A hard man is good to find.
Quoted By Queen Elizabeth I of England add quote
I would rather be a beggar and single, than a queen and married.
Quoted By Katherine Hepburn (Rest in Peace) add quote
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Quoted By Katherine Hepburn add quote
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.
Quoted By CoCo Chanel add quote
As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
Quoted By Brigitte Bardot add quote
Men are beasts, and even beasts don't behave as they do.
Quoted By Margaret Thatcher add quote
One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.
Quoted By Marion Smith add quote
Can you imagine a world without men?  No crime and lots of happy, fat women.
Quoted By Jane Austin add quote
It is always incomprehensible to men, that a woman should refuse an offer of marriage.
Quoted By Jean Harlow (Rest in Peace) add quote
I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
Quoted By Indira Gandhi add quote
My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.
Quoted By Cynthia Heimel add quote
All men are not slimy warthogs.  Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs.  But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all others.
Quoted By Lenore Coffee add quote

When a man of 40 falls in love with a girl of 20, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.

Quoted By Lana Turner add quote
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Quoted By Jerry Seinfeld add quote
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women:  a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Quoted By Robin Williams add quote
God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Quoted By Ella Harris add quote
A retired husband is often a wife's full time job.
Quoted By Bill Maher add quote
Men are only as loyal as their options.
Quoted By Bill Maher add quote
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Quoted By Erica Jong add quote
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
Quoted By Sermon Fodder add quote
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It's in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It's how good of buddies he is with his children.

The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It's in how respected he is at home.

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It's in how tender he touches.

The strength in a man isn't in the hair on his chest.
It's in his Heart . . . that lies within his chest.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It's in the burdens he can carry.
Quoted By Yoko Ono add quote
I wonder why men get serious at all.  They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will.  If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
Quoted By Jenna Jameson, Porn Star add quote
I try my hardest to push the point that I am a feminist. I really think it's important that people know that the women in this industry are empowered. They run it, man. It's awesome.
Quoted By Farrah Fawcett add quote
God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent.  He gave women intuition and femininity.  And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.
Quoted By Natalie Wood (Rest in Peace) add quote
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
Quoted By Aristotle Onassis add quote
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Quoted By Billy Joel add quote
I've reached the age where competence is a turn on.
Quoted By Robert Graves add quote
The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.
Quoted By Marlo Thomas add quote
I wish someone would have told me, that just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
Quoted By Madonna add quote
I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want.  If that makes me a bitch, okay.
Quoted By Madonna add quote
Why did God create men?  Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Quoted By Madonna add quote

Everyone's entitled to my opinion.

Quoted By Joan Baez add quote
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness and teach them how to cry.
Quoted By Joan Baez add quote
The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
Quoted By Maurice Fitznuggly add quote
Sex without love is like food without taste.
Quoted By Gloria Steinem, Feminist & founder of Ms. Magazine add quote
If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Alis Rope-a-Dope Pads, John Wayne Maxi Pads, and Joe Namath Jock Shields For Those Light Bachelor Days.
Quoted By Gloria Steinem add quote
I have yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worried about combining marriage, children and a career.  I've yet to find one where men were worried about the same thing.
Quoted By Gloria Steinem add quote
Some of us are becoming the men we want to marry.
Quoted By Gloria Steinem add quote
The surest way to be alone is to get married. (She finally married.)
Quoted By Susan B. Anthony add quote
Resolved that the women of this nation in 1876, have greater cause for discontent, rebellion and revolution than the men of 1776.
Quoted By Claudette Colbert add quote
It matters more what's in a woman's face, than what's on it.
Quoted By Lily Tomlin, Actress and Comedienne add quote
To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.
Quoted By Lily Tomlin add quote
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Quoted By Lily Tomlin add quote
If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
Quoted By Phyllis Diller, Comedienne add quote
Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.
Quoted By Helen Rowland add quote
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Quoted By Lee Trevino, Golfer add quote
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
Quoted By Gwyneth Paltrow add quote
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
Quoted By Henry Youngman add quote
The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.
Quoted By "Samantha," Sex in the City add quote
Men do this all the time.  Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"...and my dick!
Quoted By Steven Jobs, Founder of Apple Computers add quote
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
Quoted By The Bible, Book of Timothy, Chapter 3 add quote

Here it states, But, KNOW this, In the last days of this system of things,.men will be lovers of themselves, haughty, self-assuming, lovers or pleasures, HAVING NO NATURAL AFFECTION,  Written by one of Jesus disciples, Paul.  Found in the Bible in the book of 2 Timothy chapter 3.

Quoted By Hugh Grant add quote

Women are frightening.  If you make it to 41, you're quite battle-scarred.

Quoted By Ann Landers, Advice Columnist (1918-2002 RIP) add quote
An open marriage is natures way of telling you that you need a divorce.
Quoted By Maureen Lipman add quote
You know the worst thing about oral sex?  The view.
Quoted By George Burns (Rest in Peace) add quote
Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Quoted By Sir Elton John add quote
I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at animals though.
Quoted By Mother Teresa (1910-1998 Rest in Peace) add quote
On the British Royal divorce (Charles and Diana).  "She is such a sad soul.  It is good that it is over.  Nobody was happy anyway.  I know I should preach family love and unity, but in their case..."
Quoted By Oscar Wilde add quote

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Quoted By Jane Galvin Lewis add quote

You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.

Quoted By Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC) add quote
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quoted By Socrates (469 BC-399 BC) add quote
By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy.  If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Quoted By Elaine Bosler, Comedienne add quote
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
Quoted By Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894 RIP) add quote
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman.  For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
Quoted By Timothy Leary (1920-1996 RIP) add quote
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Quoted By Robin Morgan add quote
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quoted By Joan Rivers add quote
A man can sleep around no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she's a tramp.
Quoted By Oprah Winfrey (never married) add quote
The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid.  But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you.  Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share a seat on the bus.
Quoted By Marylin Monroe (1926-1962 RIP) add quote
Before marriage, a woman has to make love to a man to hold him.  After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Quoted By Elayne Boosler, Comedienne add quote
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.  Men invade another country.
Quoted By Friedrich Nietzsche add quote
Woman was God's second mistake.
Quoted By Cameron Diaz, Actress add quote
I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise.  It's not like I enjoy it.
Quoted By Catherine Zeta Jones, Actress add quote
There are a lot of women who live with pot bellied pigs.
Quoted By Elizabeth Taylor, Actress add quote
I'm a very committed wife.  And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Quoted By Matt Groening, Cartoonist & The Simpson's Creator add quote
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath.  At night, the ice weasels come.
Quoted By Pink, Musician add quote
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
Quoted By Raquel Welch, Actress add quote
I couldn't stand that my husband was being unfaithful.  I am Raquel Welch - understand?
Quoted By William Shakespeare add quote
Lord, lord, how subject we men are to this vice of lying.
Quoted By Ellen Burstyn, Actress add quote
What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.

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