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| terabyte25 |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 11:20 PM |
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Subject: Craziest sex location? |
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WomanSaver MoFo
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Ok.. I don‘t know if anyone‘s asked this before (before the hackers) but it‘ll be fun to ask anyway.
Where was the most outrageous place you‘ve had sex? What were the circumstances behind it? Did you get caught??
The most outrageous place I‘ve had sex was in the middle of a river. My bf and I had spent the morning mountain biking on my favorite trail, and I knew of just the right place to pull over. I pulled off my sport top and we took a little dip in the river. Apparently, looking down at me while my arms were wrapped around him was too much for him, and we had the most amazing sex right there in the middle of the day, in the river! Just after we got finished and got our clothes back on, a group of mountain bikers came down to the river. They narrowly missed quite a show!
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| Harley |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 6:34 AM |
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Lets see..across the street from the cop shop, a airplane strip, the beach in the rain, on a harley, on my car, in a bar, on my husband‘s best friends front porch..he freaked when he found out! lol..need I say more ??? lol
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| BrokenSmile |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 9:30 AM |
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(outside) On the beach, on a boat dock, On a fishing pier, On a lake shore, on a motorcycle..
(inside) on my moms brand new suade couch, in a public bathroom (Classy eh?), in a library.
(oral) various places in a car...driving, and parked....on the beach, in my ex‘s family bathroom, in our pool, ......
(fingered?) in the supermarket...lol
LOL GAWD I MISS SEX!
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| the awful truth |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 7:32 PM |
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Hummm...
*park bench at night, while people walking. She was wearing a tiny mini and she sat on top-- back facing me.
*BJ while driving my mother‘s car (seat bench reason why), while i had my hand up her skirt.. and her butt was getting higher and higher... put on a neat little show for drivers.
*got caught getting a BJ on a park bench when the guard who came from behind said the park is closed LOL
*Got a "table dance" by a girl at a bar that had sofas and dim lit corners. In addition to doing some "fingering" sans underware
*restroom at a restaurant
*on the hood of my car in front of the house of a friend at night. Yes on the street
*on the street right on a building site in broad daylight. A family walked by some 100 feet away.
I think the latter two are the wildest.
Actually, i just came home after doing it in the car :-) It was her first time in a car!
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| Patrick Bateman |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 9:09 AM |
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| terabyte25 wrote: | | Ok.. I don‘t know if anyone‘s asked this before (before the hackers) but it‘ll be fun to ask anyway.
Where was the most outrageous place you‘ve had sex? What were the circumstances behind it? Did you get caught??
The most outrageous place I‘ve had sex was in the middle of a river. My bf and I had spent the morning mountain biking on my favorite trail, and I knew of just the right place to pull over. I pulled off my sport top and we took a little dip in the river. Apparently, looking down at me while my arms were wrapped around him was too much for him, and we had the most amazing sex right there in the middle of the day, in the river! Just after we got finished and got our clothes back on, a group of mountain bikers came down to the river. They narrowly missed quite a show! |
Terabyte, please see animal fact below:
"The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) or Toothpick Fish is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha....It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis - and perhaps deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation. As the fish locates its prey by following the water flow from the gills to its source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru "homing in" on a human urethra."
Quoted from Wikipedia.
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| SummerBreeze |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 12:36 PM |
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I could be wrong...but I don‘t think the Amazon is in New Hampshire.
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| Patrick Bateman |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 2:23 PM |
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| SummerBreeze wrote: | | I could be wrong...but I don‘t think the Amazon is in New Hampshire. |
Thanks for clearing that up.
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| katie kaboom |
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Posted: 5/25/2006 2:31 PM |
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| Patrick Bateman wrote: |
| SummerBreeze wrote: | | I could be wrong...but I don‘t think the Amazon is in New Hampshire. |
Thanks for clearing that up.
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why oh why do you have to be mean to people? it‘s getting real old.
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| AquaGirl |
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Posted: 5/26/2006 7:45 AM |
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| Patrick Bateman wrote: |
Terabyte, please see animal fact below: "The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) or Toothpick Fish is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha....It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis - and perhaps deep into the urethra).
It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body
tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then
almost impossible to remove except through an operation. As the fish
locates its prey by following the water flow from the gills to its
source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru "homing in" on a human urethra." Quoted from Wikipedia.
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Uhh, OK PB,
but did you know: Bed bugs are small, brownish, flattened insects
that feed solely on the blood of animals. The common bed bug, Cimex lectularius, is the species most adapted to living with humans. It has done so since ancient times.
So does that mean we should be afraid of having sex in our beds too???
LOL... and secondly I don‘t think she was talking about the Amazon
River so....yeah... ok....
You never mentioned your most outrageous places PB! :)
Anyway, back to the thread...
I guess the question is where have I NOT....? haha....
on the desk where I used to work, in a closet (walk-in so lots of
room!), on the kitchen floor, shower, tub, and pretty much every where
in the house...on the beach, in a lake, in a hot tub, on the roof, in a
car (front seat and back), in the park, in a boat...
Its getting  in here! :
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| BustySpumonte |
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Posted: 5/26/2006 10:58 AM |
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One the back platform of a boat for god and everyone to see! Got stuck in the weeds from not paying attention - had a hella uv a time getting out of here!
In the front seat of a Z car hanging out into the parking lot of an apartment complex.
On a table on a balcony facing a main street.
In a hot tub.
The most uneasiest place was in the RV we took sturgis on the pull out couch with my brother sleeping in the back. Ewww!
On our anniversay we couldn‘t keep our hands off each other and just pulled into a neighborhood and did it right there outside someones house.
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| Divinewind |
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Posted: 5/26/2006 9:21 PM |
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I had sex with my boyfriend on his couch while my best friend and her man had sex on the floor beside us....then the guys wanted to switch!! Ewww no way!
In the front seat of a 77 Celica at a very busy public lookout (where all the teenagers went)
Ahhh...the good old days.....
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| kittygobyebye |
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Posted: 5/26/2006 9:24 PM |
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On top of a coffee table- it was the best 2 minutes of my life and my first real orgasm. Too bad my mother called and interupted it
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| katie kaboom |
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Posted: 5/26/2006 11:27 PM |
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| derangedkitty wrote: |
On top of a coffee table- it was the best 2 minutes of my life and my first real orgasm. Too bad my mother called and interupted it
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don‘t ya just hate that? It just kills the mood immediately and there is NOTHING you can do to get it back.
My mother did that to me once. I could have killed her for it.
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| kimmyincal |
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Posted: 6/3/2006 1:23 AM |
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I can top all of you people.... In the cab of a garbage truck with an older garbage man, he stunk as bad as the garbage, but I still fantasize about it when I do my husband.
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| AquaGirl |
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Posted: 6/4/2006 5:11 PM |
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| kimmyincal wrote: | |
I can top all of you people.... In the cab of a garbage truck with
an older garbage man, he stunk as bad as the garbage, but I still
fantasize about it when I do my husband.
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OMG! Now THAT‘S HOT! :) You should have jumped in the back with all the other garbage.
LOL
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| kittygobyebye |
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Posted: 6/4/2006 8:39 PM |
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| kimmyincal wrote: | | I can top all of you people.... In the cab of a garbage truck with an older garbage man, he stunk as bad as the garbage, but I still fantasize about it when I do my husband. |
Oooh! what a dirty girl!
See? thats the kind of sex I wanna have. The kind of sex you‘ll sneak into a jail to get and sex you‘ll have in a smelly garbage truck- that had to be awesome sex to go to those lengths.
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Posted: 6/14/2006 8:48 PM |
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I am so jealous of everyone that posted. I‘ve had the sex life of a 13 year old boy when it comes to destinations. I need to find an adventuristic voyeur or something.....lmao!
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| terabyte25 |
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Posted: 6/15/2006 10:05 PM |
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I had sex on top of a washing machine in my ex-bf‘s parents‘ basement while they were upstairs, in their bed, in their kitchen .... heh heh heh
back of a car with almost every boyfriend, in lots of national forests, and got fingered during a tour of a mansion in Newport, Rhode Island! thank god the rest of the tour group didn‘t notice!
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Posted: 6/18/2006 11:24 PM |
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well.. lets see.. park bench in a state park in the middles of the day.picnic table in same park. His best friends mothers bathroom on top of the washer.In the back seat of his aunt & uncles car with them in the front seat that was a BJ.Up stairs in a furniture store on a couch during business hours.In a church.(my dad was the pastor)On top of my dads car at night with a full moon.In my mother in laws shower. Wow I miss the good old days lol
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Posted: 6/21/2006 12:20 PM |
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We had sex on the balcony of a hotel.It was more daring I would say then crazy. There were people outside on the beach and Iam sure thry could see us.We were not completley naked and it was dark, but it was fun and different.
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