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| IntenseQuiet |
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Posted: 6/22/2006 2:43 PM |
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I never have been caught, but here is my list:
1. In the parking lot of a porno movie house (in an ‘81 Chevette! *lol* Yeah, I was a lot younger and more limber back then) 2. On a quiet bank of the St. Laurence Seaway in a tiny campground in Quebec. 3. I gave my first ever erm..oral gift to my boyfriend out of the blue one day in his VW bus. Yes, I AM that old. *chuckling* If I close my eyes, I can still hear his gasp of surprise. 4. In several state parks, just off of the hiking trails.
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Posted: 6/26/2006 2:31 PM |
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Hmm...bringing back some fond memories!!!
I have done it in my parent‘s hammock at their house. The funny thing was they thought the hammock broke due to the weather. Guess we were too rough?
This was last summer, a really good friend of mine was home on leave and we had always had feelings for eachother. We went to all the school dances together, but never dated, and it was one of the last times I‘d see him before I left for basic training. His parents were home, so we went in back where there was a man made lake and swam out to the raft/pier in the middle. We got it on on the side of it, in the water, on the raft. Some of the best sex of my life.
I once had an experience in my room with my best friend and a really good guy friend. It was actually a really good time, but I‘d have to say I‘d be perfectly fine never doing it again. Once is good enough for me.
Ontop of the dryer, in my sister‘s bed while she was away at college, picnic table late at night, back of a car, ect...That‘s all I have. Phew! I feel liberated telling all this to strangers!
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Posted: 6/30/2006 6:05 PM |
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| nicenconfused wrote: | |
I am so jealous of everyone that posted. I‘ve had the sex life
of a 13 year old boy when it comes to destinations. I need to
find an adventuristic voyeur or something.....lmao!  
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Jealous of EVERYONE? Are you sure? -Even the girl that had sex in a garbage truck? LOL :) 
As for 13 year old boys, some of em have better sex lives than we do with all these pedophile teachers nowadays!
Anyway, did anyone mention an airplane? Any members of the
"mile-high club" here? Do people really do that, or is it only in
the movies??? (just wondering)
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Posted: 7/3/2006 7:06 AM |
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I was followed into the downstairs powder room of a couples home by the hostess: a very intelligent, proper and successful female. She locked the door and initiated everything by saying ‘you think I dont notice this?‘ and reached around in front of me while I stood at the sink and gave me a handjob! There were two things that made it unforgettable. First the fact that our SO‘s were having drinks with the rest of the party outside. The other was that she talked nonstop about how there were ‘people looking at my wife‘s tits‘...this coming from the woman behind me whose own size was an ‘A‘ ...for the few minutes it took for her to give me a very powerful orgasm she was sarcastically talking non-stop about my wife in a sexually demeaning way. At the end of it, I was spent and embarassed for the reasons : I had let it happen at all, that I responded to her suggestions by having an orgasm, and that she had taken what she wanted from me in a way that left me embarrassed for it and her in an uncomfortable control of a moment that she acted as if never happened later ! ..... to this day I can‘t forget the thrill and psychological twist of it.
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Posted: 7/6/2006 5:11 PM |
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Let‘s see...
Inner slope of an overpass, the bathroom of a DQ, under the bridge beside a river, in the bathroom of a Marshall Field‘s, in a barn right beside some chickens, on a trail just outside of a parking lot, in the bed of my pickup and...I can‘t think of any more right now.
Take your pick.
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Posted: 7/8/2006 12:52 PM |
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In the garden of a monks seminary.
No, it was not with a priest, monk, etc.
It was with my future Ex-husband.(Im now divorced) Worst of it all was that later I found it was on a hill of a priest that was buried there. And yes I am still dodging lighning bolts every time it rains!!
It proved to be a very interresting moment in the confessional booth that week.LOL
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Posted: 7/8/2006 2:27 PM |
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to surf 66 on his sexual infidelity in the bathroom however long ago it was i would like to know how you felt when you returned to your wife knowing in your own mind you had just been unfaithful to her did you have any remorse at all or did you just go on as if everything was normal what thoughts ran thru your head also did you notice the hostess how was she with her husband even tho i would surmise from your experience that she probably had been unfaithful before please answer as i would really like to know your thoughts upon your return to your wife thanks
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Posted: 7/9/2006 10:35 PM |
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| jnj express wrote: | |
to surf 66 on his sexual infidelity in the bathroom however long ago it was i would like to know how you felt when you returned to your wife knowing in your own mind you had just been unfaithful to her did you have any remorse at all or did you just go on as if everything was normal what thoughts ran thru your head also did you notice the hostess how was she with her husband even tho i would surmise from your experience that she probably had been unfaithful before please answer as i would really like to know your thoughts upon your return to your wife thanks
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yeah surf, enlighten us.
//holds out microphone// "Surf66. You just cheated on your wife right under her nose! How do you feel now? Like a massive scumbag? Like a piece of poo who doesn‘t have the balls to stop a whorey, super-slutty and obviously morally decrepit woman from playing with his ding dong? Did you feel like you‘d just betrayed the woman you really loved? All these sentiments would be accurate... tell us how you felt afterward when you next faced your loving wife, in your own words!"
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Posted: 7/10/2006 3:32 PM |
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| terabyte25 wrote: |
| jnj express wrote: |
| to surf 66 on his sexual infidelity in the bathroom however long ago it was i would like to know how you felt when you returned to your wife knowing in your own mind you had just been unfaithful to her did you have any remorse at all or did you just go on as if everything was normal what thoughts ran thru your head also did you notice the hostess how was she with her husband even tho i would surmise from your experience that she probably had been unfaithful before please answer as i would really like to know your thoughts upon your return to your wife thanks |
yeah surf, enlighten us.
//holds out microphone//
"Surf66. You just cheated on your wife right under her nose! How do you feel now? Like a massive scumbag? Like a piece of poo who doesn‘t have the balls to stop a whorey, super-slutty and obviously morally decrepit woman from playing with his ding dong? Did you feel like you‘d just betrayed the woman you really loved? All these sentiments would be accurate... tell us how you felt afterward when you next faced your loving wife, in your own words!" |
In the Gulf of Mexico, and in a bank parking lot inside a motor home in fort lauderdaule
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Posted: 7/23/2006 6:38 PM |
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In the front seat of a car, infront of my mom‘s house.
In the pool with kids in it.
In a movie theatre. (Don‘t ask me what the movie was about! lol)
Giving oral to my boyfriend while he was driving along the interstate.
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Posted: 7/26/2006 3:50 AM |
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In the car loads (heh) of times
In the back of a taxi (NOT a limo...)
In a tree-camping trip
while driving our old boat through the rockaway outlet
various truck stops in the car...in the woods...ON the car
while driving-this was popular before kids
the trampoline in the yard
pools...hotel pools...
subway car
LIRR train
Madison Square Garden (twice)
movie theaters
the Irish Feis on Randalls Island while watching Hootie and the blowfish....
There‘s more, I need more coffee.....
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Posted: 7/26/2006 3:57 AM |
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I am so jealous of everyone that posted. I‘ve had the sex life of a 13 year old boy when it comes to destinations. I need to find an adventuristic voyeur or something.....lmao!


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Jealous of EVERYONE? Are you sure? -Even the girl that had sex in a garbage truck? LOL :) 
As for 13 year old boys, some of em have better sex lives than we do with all these pedophile teachers nowadays!
Anyway, did anyone mention an airplane? Any members of the "mile-high club" here? Do people really do that, or is it only in the movies??? (just wondering)
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I‘m a member. It was the Valium and Champagne....or the lure of the blue water....
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Posted: 8/9/2006 12:17 PM |
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I‘ve certainly never did it in a garbage truck....but a few odd places:
My X and I got caught by park rangers while going at it in the back of his car. It was funny cuz when they knocked on the window, my X said "We were just leaving" and the ranger said "No you were not".
When I was a senior in HS, my BF and I were both in photography so we went at it in the dark room at school during school hours.
Various times in and on the car.
But the oddest place was on the picnic table bench during my X-BF‘s nephews b-day party. I was wearing a long skirt and sat on his lap facing him....he pretended like he was tickeling me...OMG There must have been 15-20 people around!!
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Posted: 8/23/2006 10:38 PM |
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| Patrick Bateman wrote: | | terabyte25 wrote: | | Ok.. I don‘t know if anyone‘s asked this before (before the hackers) but it‘ll be fun to ask anyway.
Where was the most outrageous place you‘ve had sex? What were the circumstances behind it? Did you get caught??
The most outrageous place I‘ve had sex was in the middle of a river. My bf and I had spent the morning mountain biking on my favorite trail, and I knew of just the right place to pull over. I pulled off my sport top and we took a little dip in the river. Apparently, looking down at me while my arms were wrapped around him was too much for him, and we had the most amazing sex right there in the middle of the day, in the river! Just after we got finished and got our clothes back on, a group of mountain bikers came down to the river. They narrowly missed quite a show! |
Terabyte, please see animal fact below: "The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) or Toothpick Fish is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha....It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus or vagina, or even in the case of smaller specimens the penis - and perhaps deep into the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation. As the fish locates its prey by following the water flow from the gills to its source, urinating while bathing increases the chance of a candiru "homing in" on a human urethra." Quoted from Wikipedia. |
Patrick, how was your childhood? Something was lacking. I know it. And I am going to ask you , why are you on this sight? I have not once read an answer from you that wasn‘t quoted from a book. do you feel? Have a life? Your abusing these women on the very site they have created to work through it. Do you think you could find another site that might actually "want" your negative, assinine, collegiate responses? The question was about the most bizarre sex location one has had, not where the most the most exotic pisshole location of our years.
Ladies, please don‘t feel I am rescuing anyone here, I‘m not. But I read every response, and not one of his has been to the aide or compassion fo the author. Maybe it‘s me, I don‘t know.
Where the hell is the Amazon anyway? I thought that was one hell of a fine lookin woman. Again, maybe it‘s me.
RD
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Posted: 8/23/2006 10:44 PM |
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| terabyte25 wrote: | | Ok.. I don‘t know if anyone‘s asked this before (before the hackers) but it‘ll be fun to ask anyway.
Where was the most outrageous place you‘ve had sex? What were the circumstances behind it? Did you get caught??
The most outrageous place I‘ve had sex was in the middle of a river. My bf and I had spent the morning mountain biking on my favorite trail, and I knew of just the right place to pull over. I pulled off my sport top and we took a little dip in the river. Apparently, looking down at me while my arms were wrapped around him was too much for him, and we had the most amazing sex right there in the middle of the day, in the river! Just after we got finished and got our clothes back on, a group of mountain bikers came down to the river. They narrowly missed quite a show! |
TeraByte,
Cool question. On a railroad Train, (I was a conductor in my 20"s) back when there was still a Caboose. Guadalupe river, my dates pool table upstairs while her parents were downstairs. Hey, she seduced me, I tried to remain respectful while her parents were home, she wasn‘t havin it. She won. Or actually, we both did. A volkswagon on the side of the road at 4 in the morning. Well, she was in the VW, I was kinda half in a half out. Never got caught.
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Posted: 8/24/2006 12:51 PM |
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In a library....whether that make me a geek or cool, I‘m not sure.
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Posted: 8/24/2006 8:30 PM |
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In a library....whether that make me a geek or cool, I‘m not sure.
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I guess the question to you is, did you have to remain quiet? Because I would have worked even harder at making you scream in a no scream zone. No, no geek, but a test. Did you pass?
Randy
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Posted: 8/25/2006 11:02 AM |
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| 1real1left wrote: | I guess the question to you is, did you have to remain quiet? Because I would have worked even harder at making you scream in a no scream zone. No, no geek, but a test. Did you pass?
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Randy, you are too funny. I don‘t think I‘ve ever told anyone this story before. Although I‘m tempted to make it a good and sexy story for you in which a came loudly in the middle of the stacks, I‘ll tell you the truth...I was unfortunately too nervous to enjoy it...several people walked by and stopped an gawked, I think mostly because they were trying to determine if we were really doing what they thought we were doing ( I was straddling him wearing a skirt on a couch, so it wasn‘t like we were screwing up against a row of books). I was much younger and actually worried about what people thought back then...if I ever have sex in a public place again, I plan to enjoy it damnit!
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Posted: 8/25/2006 12:31 PM |
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| Sassafras wrote: |
| 1real1left wrote: | I guess the question to you is, did you have to remain quiet? Because I would have worked even harder at making you scream in a no scream zone. No, no geek, but a test. Did you pass?
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Randy, you are too funny. I don‘t think I‘ve ever told anyone this story before. Although I‘m tempted to make it a good and sexy story for you in which a came loudly in the middle of the stacks, I‘ll tell you the truth...I was unfortunately too nervous to enjoy it...several people walked by and stopped an gawked, I think mostly because they were trying to determine if we were really doing what they thought we were doing ( I was straddling him wearing a skirt on a couch, so it wasn‘t like we were screwing up against a row of books). I was much younger and actually worried about what people thought back then...if I ever have sex in a public place again, I plan to enjoy it damnit!
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Hell, I would have been worried myself. I like to go all out and out so public isn‘t really for me anymore. On a couch, in a library, yeah, they knew what you were doing. I wouldn‘t have enjoyed it either. Tell me, were you reading a book at the time as to not give your position away? It‘s a good story though. Everytime I go the library, I promise you I‘ll think of your story and look for the couch.
Randy
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Posted: 8/28/2006 4:19 PM |
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Tell me, were you reading a book at the time as to not give your position away? |
Reading a book for cover...why didn‘t I think of that? You are obviously much more accomplished than I am at public sex!
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