This one‘s probably about as old as the setting, but I just saw it and had to share...
After three weeks in the garden of Eden, God came to
visit Eve.
"How‘s it going, Eve?" he asked. "It is all so beautiful God - the
sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the grandeur ...
just so wonderful, but I have these three breasts of mine. The middle
one pushes out the other two and I am constantly catching them on
branches and it is basically a nuisance!" reported Eve.
God replied, "Well, that‘s a good point, but hey, it was my first
shot at this, you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
figured half, but I see that you are right. I‘ll fix that up right
away!"
So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right out of
there and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, how is my favourite creation?" he asked. "Just fantastic!"
she replied. "But for one small oversight on your part. You see, all
the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, and the cow has her
bull, all the animals have a mate except for me, and I feel very alone
here."
"Oh my! You‘re so right! How could I have overlooked this! You do
Need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you!
"Now, let‘s see...Where did I leave that useless tit?"