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Posted: 2/18/2010 7:01 AM |
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Subject: How to be a gracious bitch! |
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WomanSaver MoFo
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HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH!
Jennifer‘s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent‘s nasty divorce .
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever .
A week later Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father‘s new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father‘s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ‘Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I‘m wearing it,‘ she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ‘Never mind sweetheart. I‘ll get another dress. After all, it‘s your special day.
A few days later they went shopping and found another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘Aren‘t you going to return the other dress? You really don‘t have another occasion where you could wear it?
Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘Of course I do, dear. I‘m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN‘T ENJOY THIS STORY?
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
*Sorry if this is a repeat. It‘s a good laugh!
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Posted: 2/18/2010 7:11 PM |
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Subject: How to be a gracious bitch! |
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| Busty Spumonte wrote: |
class="MsoNormal">HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH!
class="MsoNormal">Jennifer‘s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent‘s nasty divorce . class="MsoNormal">
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever . class="MsoNormal">
A week later Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father‘s new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father‘s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ‘Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I‘m wearing it,‘ she replied. class="MsoNormal">Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ‘Never mind sweetheart. I‘ll get another dress. After all, it‘s your special day.
A few days later they went shopping and found another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘Aren‘t you going to return the other dress? You really don‘t have another occasion where you could wear it? class="MsoNormal">
Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘Of course I do, dear. I‘m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.
class="MsoNormal">NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN‘T ENJOY THIS STORY?
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected! class="MsoNormal"> class="MsoNormal">*Sorry if this is a repeat. It‘s a good laugh! class="MsoNormal"> class="MsoNormal">
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I wish I was as smooth as that
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Posted: 2/19/2010 11:26 AM |
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Subject: How to be a gracious bitch! |
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| Busty Spumonte wrote: | |
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS BITCH!
Jennifer‘s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent‘s nasty divorce .
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever .
A week later Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father‘s new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father‘s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ‘Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I‘m wearing it,‘ she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ‘Never mind sweetheart. I‘ll get another dress. After all, it‘s your special day.
A few days later they went shopping and found another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ‘Aren‘t you going to return the other dress? You really don‘t have another occasion where you could wear it?
Her mother just smiled and replied, ‘Of course I do, dear. I‘m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.
NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN‘T ENJOY THIS STORY?
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!
*Sorry if this is a repeat. It‘s a good laugh!
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Thanks for the laugh Busty.... .
Your jokes are the best.
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Posted: 2/19/2010 11:47 AM |
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This is one of my favorites !!
I would love to pull off something like this !
hahaha
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