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> Male or Female?
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> You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are
> actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
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> FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
> can see right through them.
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> PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a
> while to warm them up again.
> They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
> pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
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> TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over
> inflated
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> HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
> anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
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> SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
> water.
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> WEB PAGES:
> Female, because they‘re constantly being looked at and frequently
> getting hit on.
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> TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for
> picking up people.
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> EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
> shifts to the bottom.
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> HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they‘ve hardly changed at
> all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
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> THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
> but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he‘d be lost without
> it, and while he doesn‘t always know which buttons to push, he just
> keeps trying
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