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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:42 PM |
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If he tells you on Fathers Day that he won‘t be spending it with his child because he‘s with his whore!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 1:06 AM |
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If you save his life by rushing him to the hospital during your divorce and he recovers...only to try and leave you all but homeless...he‘s an asshole!!
If he has a private detective follow you around for 4 years and then tries to make you pay for it....he‘s a asshole!!
If he tries to have divorce papers served to you while you are performing on stage in a casino...he‘s an asshole!!
If he replaces your wedding ring with cubic zirconia without your knowledge and you find out accidentally when the CZ gets damaged and then he steals the ring and claims you lost it...he is an asshole!!
If he tells you you have to stop performing because you are now married to him...he is an asshole!!
If he times you every time you leave the house without him and then questions you of you are 5 minutes late...he is an asshole!!
If he gets you tickets to a concert and suggests you go with your friends and then freaks out when you actually do go because he later found out your ex was there, on the other side of the concert hall, and then hits you and pulls a gun out...he is an asshole!!
Wow...that was great! I feel better already! Thanks!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 1:40 AM |
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...if he falls asleep right after sex, he´s an asshole
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If he falls asleep while having sex, then he is a TOTAL asshole. (Yep! I‘m a guy! I know lots of these guys you are talking about! LOL! But, I am not one of ‘em!) |
Ok Tex, what‘s the most asshole-ish thing you‘ve ever done? |
Me, I can‘t think of anything I have ever done to anyone to hurt them. And, I am serious. I wasn‘t reared that way by my mom. She would come back from the grave and hit me up the side of the head if I every hurt anyone. My dad was a cheater. I have a 1/2 brother somewhere in this world. Never saw him. The values I have are ingraned me from my mother. She was a great lady and a great friend. I miss her every day that I live. I will always be indebtted (sp) to her for what she taught me.
I guess the worst thing I have ever done was loosen the girth on a guy‘s saddle when we were competing in a playday. I didn‘t like him. BUT, my mother found out it was me and boxed me up the side of the head. Made me apologize and give the prize money back. |
This is for your Mom.
And girls, I‘m moving to Texas!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 5:14 AM |
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Hey, why can‘t I wear denim and a pair of shit-kickers?!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 6:33 AM |
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| Hillary wrote: | | When he says "I once gave a girl in high school an orgasm by sucking on her tits". |
No way she was faking
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Posted: 8/15/2007 6:35 AM |
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When he stands you up in church, leaving you to pay the wedding,but claiming the ring back to make a buck...hes an asshole.
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Posted: 8/15/2007 6:38 AM |
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When he writes a THIRD letter to your lawyer claiming you should bleed money out your ass, because you "owe it to him because of the illness I went through"...hes an asshole.
Got that letter today.
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Posted: 8/15/2007 6:41 AM |
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great thread lorrie!!
 
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Posted: 8/15/2007 8:10 AM |
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Yas, Damn Girl! That guy is a true asshole! Get on a plane and come on over here for awhile. You‘d have lots of privacy here. This place is so big, I wouldn‘t see you for a week!
You need a bread!
Sunny, He actually said that to me! I told him no woman has an orgasm that way! He said this to me during sex!!!!
ASSHOLE!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 9:33 AM |
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when a man tells you he loves you andd then fucks some whore because he can he is an asshole!!!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 2:52 PM |
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If he tells you that you looked more attractive when you didnt eat during your depression....hes an asshole
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:11 PM |
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Dang! That‘s a lot of asshole-ness I just read!
I would like to hear everyones responses to that mess!! LOL!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:17 PM |
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| meandnotyou wrote: |
| TxCowboy wrote: |
| meandnotyou wrote: |
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| yasmina wrote: |
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...if he falls asleep right after sex, he´s an asshole
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If he falls asleep while having sex, then he is a TOTAL asshole. (Yep! I‘m a guy! I know lots of these guys you are talking about! LOL! But, I am not one of ‘em!) |
Ok Tex, what‘s the most asshole-ish thing you‘ve ever done? |
Me, I can‘t think of anything I have ever done to anyone to hurt them. And, I am serious. I wasn‘t reared that way by my mom. She would come back from the grave and hit me up the side of the head if I every hurt anyone. My dad was a cheater. I have a 1/2 brother somewhere in this world. Never saw him. The values I have are ingraned me from my mother. She was a great lady and a great friend. I miss her every day that I live. I will always be indebtted (sp) to her for what she taught me.
I guess the worst thing I have ever done was loosen the girth on a guy‘s saddle when we were competing in a playday. I didn‘t like him. BUT, my mother found out it was me and boxed me up the side of the head. Made me apologize and give the prize money back. |
This is for your Mom.
And girls, I‘m moving to Texas! |
Me, I love ya, but I am seeing someone. :) His name is Carl and he is a good man. He isn‘t married, faithful, we spend all of our time together except for when we are work. We "Rideshare", which means, we use one car for the both of us.
Carl is 36 and I am 59, soon to be 60. There is a pic in my profile somewhere on here. I was the one who‘s manfriend was married but he had told me his wife was dead. She isn‘t. Pissed me off, so I told her and took the emails, etc. to her. Now, she and Carl and I are friends. Carl had a hip surgery (left hip since right hip had already been replaced) and she was so good to us.
I could go on and on. But, in these 59 5/6 years, I have met some real losers and assholes.
Me, Lorrie, and Yas. You women are the tops and I admire you all so much and love you all, too. (Hope that is too out of line!) Love Lorrie‘s pic in her posting with the martini glass. Personally, I drink Southern Comfort and Hurricanes and Singapore Slings. but, there is nothing wrong with a good dry Gibson made with Gilbey‘s.
Now on to the assholes!
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:24 PM |
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I love you too!
dont take it the wrong way, but of course you would be gay! NOW it makes sense to me, hehe
Yes...yet another one...All the good ones are gay *lol*
Hope it all works out with Carl.
hugs,
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:25 PM |
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if he buys $100 Birkenstocks when you cant afford a nice suit to wear to a job interview....hes an asshole.
bleh.
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:27 PM |
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| TxCowboy wrote: |
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| yasmina wrote: |
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...if he falls asleep right after sex, he´s an asshole
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If he falls asleep while having sex, then he is a TOTAL asshole. (Yep! I‘m a guy! I know lots of these guys you are talking about! LOL! But, I am not one of ‘em!) |
Ok Tex, what‘s the most asshole-ish thing you‘ve ever done? |
Me, I can‘t think of anything I have ever done to anyone to hurt them. And, I am serious. I wasn‘t reared that way by my mom. She would come back from the grave and hit me up the side of the head if I every hurt anyone. My dad was a cheater. I have a 1/2 brother somewhere in this world. Never saw him. The values I have are ingraned me from my mother. She was a great lady and a great friend. I miss her every day that I live. I will always be indebtted (sp) to her for what she taught me.
I guess the worst thing I have ever done was loosen the girth on a guy‘s saddle when we were competing in a playday. I didn‘t like him. BUT, my mother found out it was me and boxed me up the side of the head. Made me apologize and give the prize money back. |
This is for your Mom.
And girls, I‘m moving to Texas! |
Me, I love ya, but I am seeing someone. :) His name is Carl and he is a good man. He isn‘t married, faithful, we spend all of our time together except for when we are work. We "Rideshare", which means, we use one car for the both of us.
Carl is 36 and I am 59, soon to be 60. There is a pic in my profile somewhere on here. I was the one who‘s manfriend was married but he had told me his wife was dead. She isn‘t. Pissed me off, so I told her and took the emails, etc. to her. Now, she and Carl and I are friends. Carl had a hip surgery (left hip since right hip had already been replaced) and she was so good to us.
I could go on and on. But, in these 59 5/6 years, I have met some real losers and assholes.
Me, Lorrie, and Yas. You women are the tops and I admire you all so much and love you all, too. (Hope that is too out of line!) Love Lorrie‘s pic in her posting with the martini glass. Personally, I drink Southern Comfort and Hurricanes and Singapore Slings. but, there is nothing wrong with a good dry Gibson made with Gilbey‘s.
Now on to the assholes! |
Well Tex, I‘ve given it some long, hard thought...
Carl can stay. He can make my Slingapore Sings. Oh look, I‘ve had too many already! Hiccup!

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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:29 PM |
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If he blames YOU for other men looking at you...hes an asshole
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:30 PM |
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| meandnotyou wrote: |
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...if he falls asleep right after sex, he´s an asshole
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If he falls asleep while having sex, then he is a TOTAL asshole. (Yep! I‘m a guy! I know lots of these guys you are talking about! LOL! But, I am not one of ‘em!) |
Ok Tex, what‘s the most asshole-ish thing you‘ve ever done? |
Me, I can‘t think of anything I have ever done to anyone to hurt them. And, I am serious. I wasn‘t reared that way by my mom. She would come back from the grave and hit me up the side of the head if I every hurt anyone. My dad was a cheater. I have a 1/2 brother somewhere in this world. Never saw him. The values I have are ingraned me from my mother. She was a great lady and a great friend. I miss her every day that I live. I will always be indebtted (sp) to her for what she taught me.
I guess the worst thing I have ever done was loosen the girth on a guy‘s saddle when we were competing in a playday. I didn‘t like him. BUT, my mother found out it was me and boxed me up the side of the head. Made me apologize and give the prize money back. |
This is for your Mom.
And girls, I‘m moving to Texas! |
Me, I love ya, but I am seeing someone. :) His name is Carl and he is a good man. He isn‘t married, faithful, we spend all of our time together except for when we are work. We "Rideshare", which means, we use one car for the both of us.
Carl is 36 and I am 59, soon to be 60. There is a pic in my profile somewhere on here. I was the one who‘s manfriend was married but he had told me his wife was dead. She isn‘t. Pissed me off, so I told her and took the emails, etc. to her. Now, she and Carl and I are friends. Carl had a hip surgery (left hip since right hip had already been replaced) and she was so good to us.
I could go on and on. But, in these 59 5/6 years, I have met some real losers and assholes.
Me, Lorrie, and Yas. You women are the tops and I admire you all so much and love you all, too. (Hope that is too out of line!) Love Lorrie‘s pic in her posting with the martini glass. Personally, I drink Southern Comfort and Hurricanes and Singapore Slings. but, there is nothing wrong with a good dry Gibson made with Gilbey‘s.
Now on to the assholes! |
Well Tex, I‘ve given it some long, hard thought...
Carl can stay. He can make my Slingapore Sings. Oh look, I‘ve had too many already! Hiccup!

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ya know...its 6:30 here, maybe its time to drink?
oh, and the Birkenstocks were actually $130...ok...im done bitching..
carry on.
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:30 PM |
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If he tells you that you are stupid because you have memory loss...hes an asshole
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Posted: 8/15/2007 3:32 PM |
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| meandnotyou wrote: | Hey, why can‘t I wear denim and a pair of shit-kickers?! |
Me, I see you more in a black leather skirt with a 15 foot long bullwhip and black leather western boots. Of course, the blouse you are wearing with this outfit is a smart little black chamois number with a Peter Pan collar. :)
Love ya!
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