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| Funnysl |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 2:41 PM |
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WomanSaver MoFo
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sunshine and daisies
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If he is breathing he is an asshole
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| Funnysl |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 2:42 PM |
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WomanSaver MoFo
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If he cares more about his car / boat / motorcycle then his kids he is an asshole
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| yasmina |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 2:49 PM |
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WomanSaver MoFo
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| sunny fl wrote: |
| If he cares more about his car / boat / motorcycle then his kids he is an asshole |
Argh!, maaaan!
That reminds my of my recent ex. His desktop picture was his red, 1998 154 Alfa Romeo and in the right corner was a tiny, passport size picture of me. PUUUUKE!
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| Tiredmomma |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 3:27 PM |
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Ife he thinks reading a goodnight story for the kids is stupid.............
He is an Asshole
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| Funnysl |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 3:44 PM |
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| Tiredmomma wrote: | Ife he thinks reading a goodnight story for the kids is stupid.............
He is an Asshole |
good one tm i read to my boys everynight i was so tired of Bugs Bunny and the carrot making machine i could puke but i read it everytime he wanted me to and i always let them pick the book,
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Posted: 8/14/2007 3:48 PM |
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| sunny fl wrote: | | If he cares more about his car / boat / motorcycle then his kids he is an asshole |
STOP! We ARE married to assholes!.gif)
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Posted: 8/14/2007 4:20 PM |
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| yasmina wrote: | ...if he falls asleep right after sex, he´s an asshole
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If he falls asleep while having sex, then he is a TOTAL asshole. (Yep! I‘m a guy! I know lots of these guys you are talking about! LOL! But, I am not one of ‘em!)
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Posted: 8/14/2007 4:27 PM |
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| TxCowboy wrote: |
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...if he falls asleep right after sex, he´s an asshole
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If he falls asleep while having sex, then he is a TOTAL asshole. (Yep! I‘m a guy! I know lots of these guys you are talking about! LOL! But, I am not one of ‘em!) |
Ok Tex, what‘s the most asshole-ish thing you‘ve ever done?
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| Funnysl |
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Posted: 8/14/2007 4:33 PM |
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if you come home from work at 5 and you know he got off at 2 and he is nowhere to be found he is an asshole!!!
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Posted: 8/14/2007 6:02 PM |
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If he goes out with whores instead of calling his own son...he‘s an asshole
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Posted: 8/14/2007 6:38 PM |
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| fstybich wrote: | | If he goes out with whores instead of calling his own son...he‘s an asshole |
If he introduces his own son to his skank whore so maybe she can be his skank whore too......he is a asshole!
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:22 PM |
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| yasmina wrote: |
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...if he falls asleep right after sex, he´s an asshole
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If he falls asleep while having sex, then he is a TOTAL asshole. (Yep! I‘m a guy! I know lots of these guys you are talking about! LOL! But, I am not one of ‘em!) |
Ok Tex, what‘s the most asshole-ish thing you‘ve ever done? |
Me, I can‘t think of anything I have ever done to anyone to hurt them. And, I am serious. I wasn‘t reared that way by my mom. She would come back from the grave and hit me up the side of the head if I every hurt anyone. My dad was a cheater. I have a 1/2 brother somewhere in this world. Never saw him. The values I have are ingraned me from my mother. She was a great lady and a great friend. I miss her every day that I live. I will always be indebtted (sp) to her for what she taught me.
I guess the worst thing I have ever done was loosen the girth on a guy‘s saddle when we were competing in a playday. I didn‘t like him. BUT, my mother found out it was me and boxed me up the side of the head. Made me apologize and give the prize money back.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:54 PM |
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When he says "I once gave a girl in high school an orgasm by sucking on her tits".
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Posted: 8/14/2007 7:57 PM |
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When he says "first thing I do is stick my dick in her mouth".
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:00 PM |
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When he looks in the mirror and says, "Damn I look like Jesus"!
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:03 PM |
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When your at his friends place and his friend is talking on the phone to his new girlfriend and your man keeps saying "Let me talk to her, let me talk to her".
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:15 PM |
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When your on a road trip and he won‘t stop so you can go pee!
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:17 PM |
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Help me! Some one help me I can stop!!
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:22 PM |
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When he calls your fifteen million times a day.
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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:37 PM |
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I LOVE IT!
- If he turns you down for sex, then you catch him wacking off to porn later, he‘s an ASSHOLE. (my ex-husband)
- If he has a little heroin addiction he hid from you for 2 years, he‘s an ASSHOLE. (an ex-bf. He‘s since redeemed himself by getting sober & staying that way)
- If he is scarce on Valentine‘s Day, claims he spent it with HIS MOM, then takes YOU out on 2/15, he‘s an ASSHOLE (had that happen to me).
- If he is too chickenshit to face you & dumps you via voicemail or email, he‘s an ASSHOLE (Mr. Non-Valentine‘s Day above...yep, same dude!)
- If he spends 3 - 6 hours a day looking at porn on the Internet, he‘s an ADDICTED ASSHOLE (2 ex-bf‘s did that)
- If he begs you to go on a vacation with him, only to hook up with another woman half way thru it, he‘s a COMPLETE ASSHOLE. (yeah, that also happened to me)
- If he talks you into having a threesome with him & his ex-gf, then dumps you 2 days later, he‘s a COMPLETE & TOTAL ASSHOLE. (didn‘t happen to me, but Mr. Vacation above did that to the next girl AFTER me).
- If he goes on a business trip 3 days earlier than necessary for the business & when you ask why, he says "Does it matter?" and gives no explanation, then you stand firm and tell him you REQUIRE an explanation, but he doesn‘t give you one & then he dumps you the next day, then he‘s a MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
Basically, if I dated him in 2005 or prior, HE‘S AN ASSHOLE!
sigh......
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